Sunday, December 13, 2009

Smart Bitches, Trashy Books



Discovered in the most recent edition of Bitch Magazine.
Sarah and Candy review (romance) novels and tell us what's good.
By us, I refer to generally intelligent people who love reading (things of this nature) sans the shitty, clichee plots and terribly predictable characters.

We're talking - lady gets pulled over driving home from her boyfriend's house and she's all upset and crying and the policeman gives her a few smiles. Next thing you know, they're moving to Hong Kong, the policeman running away from trouble for killing the boyfriend (a murder wrought with sexual glances between the distressed mistress and cop). Neither of them have STD's, he never gets her pregnant, they never use protection, they've both had dozens of affairs. The dialogue makes every indication that they didn't graduate highschool. They're both ALWAYS impeccably dressed, she's ALWAYS available to him and their bodies are absolutely commercial-approved, bangin.

We want to get dirty when the lights go out but our reading lamps stay on. And these ladies write a book about how to make the most of those wee hours of personal reading.

They run a blog too in conjunction with their site:
http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php

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